Frightday the 13th

For those amongst you who go out of their way to avoid walking under ladders, breaking mirrors, the number 13, and oh-so-achingly-precious-but-cloyingly-vacant teen vampire dramas (the latter actually being a good idea), here are some photos to set your heart atremble. This formidably ferocious feline, he of black (okay, charcoal grey and white) fur and feverish focus, will furnish those who flagrantly afront his forays with fortune so foul, they will forever feel his fierce fangs inflict fiendishness upon their fleshy flank of fear. Yet, his stealth is so smooth, so successfully succint, seldom will you suspect his shadowy, surreptitious ubiquity. Behold: Charlie!